Ben ‘Yahtzee’ Croshaw
Ben ‘Yahtzee’ Croshaw is a game reviewer who shot to fame with Zero Punctuation, a weekly series of video reviews for the Escapist online gaming magazine, which became widely viewed and beloved by players and developers alike for their quickfire, no-holds-barred approach to game criticism.
He has also worked in development as a writer for several local studios and as a designer with Brisbane indie developer Aberrant Entertainment, as well as his own personal game projects.
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@slyther2 its his …
@slyther2 its his act kind of like those people u named just then people you see on youtube in interviews or shows are not what they are like in real life
though he may be a wanker you cant be sure until you speak with him in person as a friend that’s what people don’t get its his act much like someone on a TV its just there act not what they are like in real life
zero punctuation would be if like every single game or was a nice person because that’s what makes it so much fun to watch.123
I WANT DAT …
I WANT DAT HAT
screw u yahtzee
having a better hat than my top hat
Yahtzee, I wanna …
Yahtzee, I wanna bear your children 0_0
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Well, not really, but that’s one sweet hat.
One time Yahtzee …
One time Yahtzee was House.
yahtzee you …
yahtzee you herculine exemplar would you please take your dick out of my eye socket.
Sure I find this …
Sure I find this guy funny but I quite honestly at the same time find this guy annoying and a complete wanker, a rude obnoxious arse with a face that deserves to be punched and he doesnt seem to be that all a nice person.
More accurately, I’d like to call him the simon cowell or Clarkson of video games
a bit of a wanker! …
a bit of a wanker! who seems to constantly refer to his notes, an actor for sure, and one big unnatural wanker!
fucking 2 minutes …
2 minutes and 39 seconds of my life wasted…
Probably the only …
Probably the only Game Critic that is an actual game critic.
I also wouldn’t use …
I also wouldn’t use the term God to describe him. He is very enlightened and nihilistic in his basic foundation of thinking.
… and thief serie …
… and thief serie sans 3 and psychonauts.
@ThisFreakinLunatic …
@ThisFreakinLunatic Yes. He wears a Trilby. Get it? Like that awesome game he made…
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Considering almost …
Considering almost every game barring Portal and Saints Row 2 he’s reviewed he has called trash in some form…yeah.
Yahtzee is cool …
Yahtzee is cool because unlike ign and gamespot he won’t say “this game is kinda good” He will say “This game is trash, don’t play it!”
Yahtzee’s character …
Yahtzee’s character stats from one of his reviews
(I think it was the soul calibur review)
CHARISMA – NAUGHT
MORALS – NAUGHT
BILE – MAX
STANDARDS – MAX
HAT – MAX
if he was a …
if he was a disembodied sea slug i found at the bottom of the bottle of water i had just been drinking i would still love him if he was wearing that hat
i love how you can …
i love how you can see his hat right at the start
then he gets up
I like him he’s …
I like him he’s honest
yahtzee talks fast!
yahtzee talks fast!
…and Yahtzee will …
…and Yahtzee will laugh hard at the ridiculous fanbase we our, but we wouldn’t have it any other way.
I wouldn’t go as …
I wouldn’t go as far as to call Yahtzee god, but he is a pretty cool guy.
Plus he has a nice hat, and everyone knows that you always get points for having a nice hat.
Even when that hat …
Even when that hat is worn and full of holes, it’ll sell on ebay for thousands of dollars
How much for the …
How much for the hat!?!?!
Yes.
Yahtzee is …
Yes.
Yahtzee is indeed god.