My friend and I where having a convo about childhood stories. For instance, my friend use to put tampons in a purfume, wait for them to expand and then play with them like dollies. What are some embaressing funny/dirty things you did as a kid?
Me and my friend Kevin were outside and we had these walkie talkies. Now Kevin is the kinda guy who does things just to cheer people up (and of course for attention). So we were messing around and (we live near this airport) suddenly i think we went into this pilot airplane channel or whatever. So the pilot is like " Blah Blah something something is the airfield clear for landing?" And Kevin was like "No no! there are terrorist down here. Don't land!" And i was like "Kevin you idiot!" it was pretty funny.
Oh and another time we were playing tennis and kevin hit a really good shot that he thought i couldnt get. But i somehow hit it over and when i looked up i saw him goin like "yeahh baby!" and doin this party boy dance. the coach lectured him in front of the entire class.
and then once (this one isnt that funny) but our swim team went to d.c. as a celebration for winning this state competition. and my friend joe got this huuuuge ice cream thing. and right when he started eating, our coach said we had to go to a museum now b/c some show was gonna start. so joe started stuffing the entire ice cream down his mouth. half of it landed in the trash, then we put the pics of him with a ice cream covered shirt all over facebook. haha
good times. not all that dirty but…
I've gotten stuck in a trash can, and instead of helping me, my mom laughed and took a picture. Not funny. Just humiliating.
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kick my dog ass and then it bit me back why am i so stupid
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i once ate a worm for 3$ when i was 3and 1/2
………..we went and got ice-cream after wards
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ahhhhh afternoons in my best-friends back yard…
my friend and i pooped on this sand dune…. and felt weird leaving our crap there so we stabbed it with a stick and flung it in the woods.
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When I was about 3, I was watching my grandmother take her medicine… and she hated pills and would throw her head back and then swallow them. I guess for some reason I thought she was throwing them into her nose. I got a hold of the bottle of baby aspirin and shoved two of them up my nose. Once I realized they didn't come back out as easily I got scared and panicked and I guess I gasped and they got sucked further up my nostrils. My parents eventually got them out by putting the pepper shaker under my nose and got me to sneeze them out.
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Me and my friend Kevin were outside and we had these walkie talkies. Now Kevin is the kinda guy who does things just to cheer people up (and of course for attention). So we were messing around and (we live near this airport) suddenly i think we went into this pilot airplane channel or whatever. So the pilot is like " Blah Blah something something is the airfield clear for landing?" And Kevin was like "No no! there are terrorist down here. Don't land!" And i was like "Kevin you idiot!" it was pretty funny.
Oh and another time we were playing tennis and kevin hit a really good shot that he thought i couldnt get. But i somehow hit it over and when i looked up i saw him goin like "yeahh baby!" and doin this party boy dance. the coach lectured him in front of the entire class.
and then once (this one isnt that funny) but our swim team went to d.c. as a celebration for winning this state competition. and my friend joe got this huuuuge ice cream thing. and right when he started eating, our coach said we had to go to a museum now b/c some show was gonna start. so joe started stuffing the entire ice cream down his mouth. half of it landed in the trash, then we put the pics of him with a ice cream covered shirt all over facebook. haha
good times. not all that dirty but…
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my friend and I were having a sleepover. He was on the top bunk I was on the bottom (we were in the basement).
The top bunk was beside a small window. The light was on and he muttered " what the…" and then spazzed out like he saw a killer emerge from the forest (beside the house). He was shaking the bed like we were in the exersist and wailing "turn off the light! Turn off the ****ing light hurry!"
I spazzed out and fell out of bed and turned off the light. I dove back into bed and asked him in a whisper "what the f***ks wrong?"
he whispered " mosquitoes were starting to swarm outside the window."
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sleepovers
when i was bout 6-7 back in late 70's there was a movie called Magic it was about a puppet or something. the commercial showed this puppet singing this evil lil song. i was terrified and would run out the room whenever that came on.
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childhood memory